lol, i was being serious, but i get your point...
me personally i believe in the holy bible (more so jesus the son of god who died for man's sins) which has a section named: revelations, which talks about future events to come.
these conspiracy therories (some of them) fit right in... but the main thing for me instead of worrying about all these theorys and gossip etc etc is believing in jesus christ so i can be resurrected and live in eternal peace and joy (of course theres people who don't believe in the holy bible despite the fact that theres nothing CRAZY or outlandish about it compared to other religions which tell you to do stupid illogical things) the holy bible's (new revelations aka jesus christs') main thing is to believe in jesus that he came and died for our sins, the only thing jesus told us to do is: LOVE
how crazy is that?
learning about these theorys just helps pass the time for me. and i know theres about a trillion people who dont give a flying fish about the theorys but theres also spastics who 100% believe in them... then theres people like me who take in both sides and determine reality for myself.